This might sum up our year so far...

A twist (or twitter) on Johnny Cash and June Carter and their song, 'Jackson' which will forever make me think 'Twitter'.

You+Me:We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,

We've been talkin' 'bout Twitter, ever since the fire went out.

You:I'm goin' to Twitter, I'm gonna mess around,

Yeah, I'm goin' to Twitter,

Look out Twitter town.

Me:Well, go on down to Twitter; go ahead and wreck your health.

Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,

Yeah, go to Twitter; go comb your hair!

You:Honey, I'm gonna snowball Twitter.

Me:See if I care.

You:When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow.

Me:Hah!!

You:All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,

I'm goin' to Twitter, you turn-a loose-a my coat.

'Cos I'm goin' to Twitter.

Me:"Goodbye," that's all she wrote.

Me:But they'll laugh at you in Twitter, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.

They'll lead you 'round town like a scolded hound,

With your tail tucked between your legs,

Yeah, go to Twitter, you big-talkin' man.

And I'll be waitin' in Twitter, behind my Japan Fan,

You+Me:Well now, We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,

We've been talkin' 'bout Twitter, ever since the fire went out.

I'm goin' to Twitter, and that's a fact.

Yeah, we're goin' to Twitter, ain't never comin' back.

Me:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mhmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

You:Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'

And we've been talkin' 'bout Twitter, ever since the fire went...